Dynamitus

Meaning: The Roman God of Metrics or Explosives (depends if the emphasis is on the a or the i  - ed)

Author: CG

embedded.c.firmware.joke.groaner (you have been warned)

Joke: Why do embedded software engineers find it difficult to write good firmware?
Answer.groaner: Because it's written for hard-ware!
Author: FH

2 Longs do not make a right

Meaning: (java.lang.Long.constructor != 64bits) - arhhh!
Author: FH / CG

"Coding is the smallest part of what we do"

Meaning: QuoteInterpretationFactory.getInterpreter(name, mood, expectedResult).getMeaning(Title);
Author: AB

Rebel without a flag

Meaning: Commit and Runnnnnnnnnn.
Author: FH, NT

Tyreany

Meaning: Arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority when describing 4-wheel drive delivery mechanism.
Author: PK (1st entry in eons! Damn - his English is soo much better - ed).

Caveet

Meaning: Caution, Warning, Alarm formal admonition. A caveat to you or I.
Author: MB

"I couldn't see behind my crack"

Meaning: My wing mirror that is, not my arse!
Author: YP

"Your purple penis - It's got a ring to it!"

Meaning: Silly Putty indeed!
Author: RD

Gullablised

Meaning: To believe multiple comments of a gullible nature.

Author: MB

Shitter

Meaning: Twitter for the toilet
Author: GD

Twatter

Meaning: Team Twitter for issues
Author: Team P under GC

Bivi-wacking

Meaning: T.B.D but sounded good at the time!
Author: GC

"Those who can; Code and those who can't; Manage"

Meaning: PMs (no offence RD !).
Author: FH

Beer Storming

Meaning: Generating genuinely useful ideas the old fashioned way.
Author: GC

Blitter Hokey Cokey

Meaning: What a blitter does best!
Author: GC

Abdul Reference Platform

Meaning: A STB hardware reference platform based on the Abdul chipset (still in Beta)

Featured highlights:

• Class-leading Alcohol processing capabilities.
• Ultra smooth operation under heavy (female) load.
• SIMD extensions (Streaming Independent Multiple Dates) for improved pulling performance.
  
• Extra large volatile memory capacity (see ADUL1 below).
• Integrated LNTN-MMU (Late Night Telephone Number Memory Management Unit).
• Fabbed using the latest 20:20 CMOS (Cricket MemOry Stats) process lithography.

Known bugs:

1. Ref# ADUL1

• Description: Car key lookup table infinit-loop.
• Status:       Unable to reproduce but known blocker.
• Fix:            Move to non-volatile memory.

Author: GC, Abdul

"But I don't have a putting green in my living room...any more"

Meaning: My wife doesn't get the whole Golf 'thing'.
Author: IB

Paralysing Unit Tests

Meaning: To make unit tests lock up on multiple machines at once.
Author: KC

Multi Womb

Meaning: A Club, Venue or TV Music Show with a gracious over supply of fit Totty, and definitely not a UK Satellite TV product touted by an Oriental with a lisp.
Author: GC