Dynamitus

Meaning: The Roman God of Metrics or Explosives (depends if the emphasis is on the a or the i  - ed)

Author: CG

embedded.c.firmware.joke.groaner (you have been warned)

Joke: Why do embedded software engineers find it difficult to write good firmware?
Answer.groaner: Because it's written for hard-ware!
Author: FH

2 Longs do not make a right

Meaning: (java.lang.Long.constructor != 64bits) - arhhh!
Author: FH / CG

"Coding is the smallest part of what we do"

Meaning: QuoteInterpretationFactory.getInterpreter(name, mood, expectedResult).getMeaning(Title);
Author: AB

Rebel without a flag

Meaning: Commit and Runnnnnnnnnn.
Author: FH, NT

Tyreany

Meaning: Arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority when describing 4-wheel drive delivery mechanism.
Author: PK (1st entry in eons! Damn - his English is soo much better - ed).

Caveet

Meaning: Caution, Warning, Alarm formal admonition. A caveat to you or I.
Author: MB

"I couldn't see behind my crack"

Meaning: My wing mirror that is, not my arse!
Author: YP

"Your purple penis - It's got a ring to it!"

Meaning: Silly Putty indeed!
Author: RD