Thursday 31 July 2008

Rehacktering

Meaning: (A close cousin of) Refu*ktering a piece of code in a non-optimal way.
Author: JB2

Thursday 24 July 2008

I am attacked by a nap

Meaning: (One from the archive this) I came over all tired.
Author: PK

Wednesday 23 July 2008

public abstract class CelebrationManager implements IGoodTime, INightOut, ITeamBonding, IEmbarrassingPhotos

Meaning.javadoc: The base class for all PartyManagers.
Known.Subclasses: DrinkingManager, ClubbingManager, BowlingManager, PaintballManager, BeerFestManager
Methods.inherited.from.Interface IGoodTime: isHappy, isPissed,
Methods.inherited.from.Interface INightOut: gotSome, hasLostWallet, hasMissedLastBusHome, hadKebab
Methods.inherited.from.Interface ITeamBonding: hadFreeCurry, skimmedBossesCreditCard, isCompanyPaidTaxiUtilised
Methods.inherited.from.Interface IEmbarrassingPhotos: uploadedPhotosToFacgebookOnSameNight, hasDodgyStainOnApparel, hasPhotocopiedOwnArseFiftyTimes
Author: PK, RD, NT, JC, FH

Reverse Polish Engineering

Meaning.recipe:  Take your typical TVGM, decompile it, analyse it in vain, swear profusely at it, curse the level of comments/documentation/logic/synchronising/frequency of InvalidStateExceptions and finally refactor it by means of either: a) Machete, b) Firing squad, c) Whip (well why not?!), d) Gatling gun (this being my personal favourite - ed) e)  M.O.A.B, f) Thermonuclear ordinance (of at least 10 Mega-tonnes) and stand well back (we recommend a minimum distance of 20 nautical miles and a large bottle of sun cream) or g) Throw it away and completely rewrite it.
Author.chef: RD, NT, PK.

U.I. Dominatrix

Meaning: Whips, Lots of Whipping, Muchos-Whipos
Author: NT

Tuesday 1 July 2008

As Clear as Clarity

Quote: "At least we''ll all have a consistent level of ignorance."
Author: RD

I Leeked Out

Meaning: "A Bin. My Kingdom for a Bin!" - The "Green Revolution" continues... the contents of my Tea Bag leaked onto the floor in transit to the Oasis Point.
Author: PJ

De ja Vee

Meaning: A De Ja Vu moment.
Author: PK