Stop The Press

Our most valued contributors are currently offline - unlearning English we hope.
Normal service will be reinstated as soon as they open their mouths again.
- Ed.

Taking the Duracell

Quote"These batteries are made of Urine."
Meaning: "Golly gosh, these batteries are as heavy as Uranium old boy!"
Author: U235PK

Urine

Meaning: An isotope of Uranium: U235PK - native to Central Eastern Poland, occasionally turning up in annoyingly small quantities in West London.
Author: PK

New Polish sport revealed

Quote: "Now Nicola has joined the team she is revealing a second bottom."
Meaning: Nicola is finding new problems. (Personally I think the author's Paraphilia is now exposed for all to see! - ed)
Hystonikal: "We've found the bottom" - ie: "The worst it can get", however someone discovered something even worse - a second bottom!
Author: PK

Doc. Brown

Quote: "Ian saw it tomorrow - if you can find what's that?"
Meaning: No f'ing idea, but the author is obviously trying to Collunicate something! (mind you, Ian has been out of the office all day - isn't the Delorean ment to take you back to the exact moment you left ? Any excuse eh?! - ed)
Author: PK via YV

Vag*na On Demand

Meaning: The act of squeezing as much p*rn as possible (which, let's face it, is what most people will be doing) from VOD servers, through as small a Hole - sorry Crack, no - Orifice, no Bandwidth-limited Socket as possible.
See: Blow-VOD for what's on offer.
Author: GC

Blow-VOD

Meaning: Push-VOD.
Author: CG

Suck-VOD

Meaning: Pull-VOD.
Author: CG

Disconbobulation

Word.of.the.day: Disconbobulation
Meaning: I've no idea but doesn't it sound great! (GC has just pointed out that it is indeed a "real" word, probably a close relation to Disconfabulate - ed)
Author: CG

A Sam Murray

Meaning: Presenting the substance in a condensed form.
Author: PK

Signalising

Quote.code: "Responsibile for signalising the controller that it's time to hide the banner"
Meaning: To make remarkable or conspicuous.
Author: PK