Do as I say not as I do

Quote: "Although we're not building for demonstration, I need everything working for tomorrow's demo!"
Author: PK

Joining a Jumper

Quote.dizzy.blonde: "I feel like an outsider as the group you're in is already tight knit…….It’s like joining a jumper that’s already been knitted"
Author: via LM

Regretion Bugs

Meaning: Some blugs have been found using Regression testing.
Author: PK - who else ?!

Exploding Compliments

Meaning: Components are exploding all over the place.
Author: PK - "Heeeeee's back !"

Stop The Press

Our most valued contributors are currently offline - unlearning English we hope.
Normal service will be reinstated as soon as they open their mouths again.
- Ed.

Taking the Duracell

Quote"These batteries are made of Urine."
Meaning: "Golly gosh, these batteries are as heavy as Uranium old boy!"
Author: U235PK

Urine

Meaning: An isotope of Uranium: U235PK - native to Central Eastern Poland, occasionally turning up in annoyingly small quantities in West London.
Author: PK

New Polish sport revealed

Quote: "Now Nicola has joined the team she is revealing a second bottom."
Meaning: Nicola is finding new problems. (Personally I think the author's Paraphilia is now exposed for all to see! - ed)
Hystonikal: "We've found the bottom" - ie: "The worst it can get", however someone discovered something even worse - a second bottom!
Author: PK

Doc. Brown

Quote: "Ian saw it tomorrow - if you can find what's that?"
Meaning: No f'ing idea, but the author is obviously trying to Collunicate something! (mind you, Ian has been out of the office all day - isn't the Delorean ment to take you back to the exact moment you left ? Any excuse eh?! - ed)
Author: PK via YV