Tuna Clashes

Meaning: To over-utilise certain hardware resources
Author: NT

I.P.S

Meaning: Irritable Personality Syndrome - some more than others!
Author: GD

Curryfuckyou

Quote.perseeved: "Here's your curry, now Fuck You!"
Meaning: "Hi. I'm your favourite clueless curry waiter. Here's your 5 currys but I'm not going to tell you which curry is which because you ordered 10 poppadoms and I delivered 10 poppadoms each (which, surprisingly, you didn't want at 85p per-pop and are coming out of my wages), so here's a plate of moldy chips and burnt curry to mask the smell of raw sewage wafting around this pub (with only one Ale on tap because it's not that type of area)."
PS: "Why you wan see bill before pay?" (seemed to have slipped into a Chinese one there - ed)
PPS: Service definately not included! - FH
PPPS: "Authentic!" - GD
Author: GC
Poppadoms:

Hacking cough

Meaning: Every software Engineer's nightmare - worse than the Flu!

Author: FH, GC.

Bush Oil

Meaning: Lubrication to prevent female smoking [Vag-lube to you and me - ed] and nothing to do with the invasion of Iraq.

Author: GD, GC

Bollotics

Meaning: Politics which means complete bollocks or makes no sense at all.
Pronunciation: Bol-lou-tycs 
 Slang: Bolloctics [Bol-loc-tics]
Author: GD

Fagile

Meaning: Like Agile only involving a large amount of swearing and absolutely nothing to do with the state of female anatomy...
Author: NT

Fuckbended

Meaning.technically: The opposite of Fuckstrated. 
Meaning.abstract: Good question!

Meaning: Let your mind do the thinking for a change.

Author: NT

Fuckstrated

Meaning: Fucking frustrated ! [Surely word of the year - ed]
Author: PK

Proxymoron

Meaning: Oxymoron.
Meaning.funny: To act a fool/idiot on someone’s behalf.
Author:  DG