Meaning: "Hi. I'm your favourite clueless curry waiter. Here's your 5 currys but I'm not going to tell you which curry is which because you ordered 10 poppadoms and I delivered 10 poppadoms each (which, surprisingly, you didn't want at 85p per-pop and are coming out of my wages), so here's a plate of moldy chips and burnt curry to mask the smell of raw sewage wafting around this pub (with only one Ale on tap because it's not that type of area)."
PS: "Why you wan see bill before pay?" (seemed to have slipped into a Chinese one there - ed)
PPS: Service definately not included! - FH
PPPS: "Authentic!" - GD
Author: GC
Poppadoms:
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