It's Scrum Jim, but not as we know it!

Team.moto: It's Scrum Jim, but not as we know it!
Meaning: "I know scrum, me!" "Anyway, this is what we have to do... - in the little time available to us, so update your estimates on what you can achieve in this time, I'll ignore them, you do all the work anyway and I'll bitch when the work you didn't commit to isn't done - PS: Unit tests included 8-)"

Author: NT